HILARIOUS!!!

Okay this is jokes, apparently some dude sent a hitman to kill his wife and the hitman ends up getting killed BY HIS WIFE!!! DAMN!!
Basically i stole this from one of those sites *looking guilty* Nehoo... someone left a comment describing the whole incident and he/she obviously wasn't there.... I just find it really funny!
*so this is what he/she said really happened*

That's goodie for his azz....she choked the life out his azz. I know the husband was like...DAMN!! In fact, I know exactly how it went down....like to hear it???

*Scene begins in adult store with Snow White and 7 Dorks playing on the screen*

*Hubby and hitman talking*

Hubby- Man...my wife won't come back to me...If I can't have her, nobody can! I don't know what I'm gon do!

Hitman- Man...for $5,000 and a couple of 'em dere videos, I can handle that.

Hubby- I don't know man...you kinda scrawny...my wife weighing in like 360!

Hitman- *thinking he's invincible*- Man, I got this.

*fast forward to incident*

*Wife comes home and feels something ain't right (women's intuition...says to herself, "I wish a nekka would)*

*Hitman jumps out and tries to hit her*

Wife- Oh you just gon come up in MY crib and try to take me out, huh?

*with her hands around his neck shaking his head up and down with each word*

After I put up with that man for 37 years and I'm finally free...you tryna take me out. Oh hellz no...I'm gon live the rest of my life, but you ain't!

*hitman stops moving*

*Wife rummages through hitmans bag and finds husbands # in notebook and calls him*

*hubby picks up*

- "Is the job done"?

*Wife- Hell no, you dumb mofo...I'm still here, but your hitman is swimming with the fishes and your azz is on your way to jail.

*wife calls the cops, gets a glass of wine and calls her boyfriend to come over and spend the night!*

Now THAT'S what happened!I ain't lying!

Oh.. and the lady is 50+ now that's a damn shame!!