Hillarious.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.

" The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.

" The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?

" She frowned and said, "The postman.

" "Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."