ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Arab was interviewed at the US embassy...

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz.

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week.

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels..

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too.

Consul: Man, ........ isn't it hostile?

Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style..

Consul: Oh.... dear!

Arab: Deer! No deer, they run too fast!!...